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[odditycollector]

So, as of a few minutes ago? My fridge. is clean.

Yes.

And if, several hours from now, I suddenly kneel over and die tragically from salmonella poisoning, there will be a strange new cautionary tale for future generations!


 
I'm not sure if the above sentence makes me a optimist or a cynic.

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[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe there should be some sort of law against finding liquified chicken in a fridge, but I have no idea how they'd enforce such a thing.

I mean, government agents - who break into your house and, uh, sneakily clean your kitchen appliences?

Actually, the public might go for something like that...