Older Habits

[odditycollector]

This month's DC solicits at least *tried* not to feature only boring and disjointed team collages. Allow me to reward these efforts with mockery!

Without reading the accompanying text, I have picked some covers and made my best guess as to which stories they represent! I guess 3 months from now, we will see if I am close!



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Comments

[petra]

John Constantine-by-Disney kills special parts of my soul.

[odditycollector]

IDK. Disneyfied John Constantine could be a (v. horrifying) arc in the actual comic. Everything is bright and joyful and fair! AND HORRIFYING.

[brownbetty]

You caused me to google docking. I hate you.

[odditycollector]

But the cover already had a helpful illustration!

[thefourthvine]

...Oliver Queen would appear to be starring in Satan's Manpain, the Musical. Or is he just red these days? I admit I haven't been paying attention. (The twisty mustache and goatee don't help, but those I am willing to concede as more normal. Although I thought they used to be, you know. Blond.)

Also, I am riveted by Batman's teeth. I don't even CARE about the hair. Those teeth are going to haunt my dreams.

[odditycollector]

TFV, it is DRAMATIC LIGHTING! Whoever is at the spotlight controls is earning their class credit.

[astraldream]

The Green Arrow is really gorgeous art. It's a shame the artist is being totally wasted on such a terrible book.

The Batman is just BAD. Oh god.

I...really like the Ice cover. She's like a badass Sailor Mercury ;-)

[odditycollector]

But the lovingly detailed, OTT art style makes it SO MUCH MORE HILARIOUS.

[thirdblindmouse]

Oh man! I really hope you're right. I would totally watch/read those. (Well, *most* of those... o_O) Ollie and rock opera are ment2b.

[odditycollector]

Was Ollie is the musical animated Batman episode? Suddenly I hope so!

[thirdblindmouse]

Oh my. So he is. (Nobody told me such a musical existed! Let alone a musical like this.)

[poisonivory.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie: I would pay good money to see Manpain: The Musical.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Somehow I think Ollie would be more likely to express his manpain through the medium of interpretive dance, though.

[ladytalon1.livejournal.com]

I was linked here by a friend and I can't stop giggling at Guy's "cover"

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks. Honestly, this game exists because I am always going, What. What is this happening on my computer screen.

[arekuru.livejournal.com]

I had to look up "docking" on UrbanDictionary to see if there was a joke I wasn't getting.

Oh my.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

I'm. I'm sorry.