fic therapy?

[odditycollector]

I am in the sort of mood where I need a distraction REALLY BADLY, so!

Leave me a character + song lyrics OR a prompt in the form of a question, get either a one sentence or a five answers type of fic. The catch is that I decide which.

I will take prompts for DCU, Homestuck and, let's say, Grey's Anatomy, because that is the size of my comfort zone at the moment. Crossovers between them are okay, silliness is okay, but I warn you straight-up that if you try to stump me I will not take it in the spirit it is meant.

[ETA: going to sleep soon. Prompts are not closed but only maybe I will fill them anymore.]

Comments

Re: ACTUALLY. I DID NOT THINK BEFORE POSTING THIS. THERE SHOULD BE A CHILD HARM WARNING. SO MANY APO

[odditycollector]

Whew, okay!

And hey, I haven't read the comic yet (it came out today) but I guess she just got promoted to Batman.

Re: ACTUALLY. I DID NOT THINK BEFORE POSTING THIS. THERE SHOULD BE A CHILD HARM WARNING. SO MANY APO

[thefourthvine]

SERIOUSLY? Because if she did, that might actually make me break my comic book store ban.

Unless this is preparatory to fridging her. Which it might well be. Damn it. READ IT AND SPOIL ME PLEASE.

Re: ACTUALLY. I DID NOT THINK BEFORE POSTING THIS. THERE SHOULD BE A CHILD HARM WARNING. SO MANY APO

[odditycollector]

OKAY I SHALL.

I have only been following vague rumours of this storyline (Dick Grayson is still Batman in Gotham, and Bruce is travelling the world recruiting local Batmans everywhere?), so I'm probably missing some context, but on reading suddenly Bruce Wayne is acting like half his personality was transplanted with Lex Luthor's!

And then Bruce makes an allusion where Batman == God.

Hmm... seems like EVERYONE is Batman.

Now Bruce is trolling forums with anon accounts, accusing "Bruce Wayne" of being Batman. And then with other anon accounts accusing Batman of killing Bruce Wayne and stealing his life. ...The man has issues. Ack. and a closeup of his wide, frightening eyes. ...oh god, his avatar is the bottom half of a woman wearing nothing but a tiny white bikini.

A page of a child slavery subplot. I guess they needed some people no one would care if they were graphically murdered.

OKAY CASS FINALLY. She is the Hong Kong Batman I guess! "Blackbat." Huh, I kind of hate that callname, but okay.

It's only one page. I feel let down. Oh well, since it is only one page, here it is if you care to see? I like the tattered cape, but not the mask at all.

And then some other stuff happened but Cass wasn't involved so whatever.

idk. I personally believe Cass has outgrown "the Bat," but I gather this is an army being built to fight against something in particular so of course she would pitch in.

Re: ACTUALLY. I DID NOT THINK BEFORE POSTING THIS. THERE SHOULD BE A CHILD HARM WARNING. SO MANY APO

[thefourthvine]

That is - not as awesome as I was hoping. (Although I do like her cape.) Thank you for summarizing and scanning and saving me the inevitable crushed dreams!

Man, I need a Cass icon.