odditycollector

So, I was feeding characters into the Pick-up Generator. And laughing my ass off when some of the results turned out suprisingly... appropriate.

To pick up Crowley: Am I dead Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Oh, wait. That was supposed to be to Crowley?

To pick up Clark : I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.

Because you just know who's trying that one.

To pick up Nightwing: Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Which would be kinda amusing on its own, but then:

To pick up Batman: Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

So. Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful fic...

But, I think the prize for the most disturbingly apt one has to go to:

To pick up Two-face: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

The question is just, who would want to use it.

So, then I decided to get a little desperate.

To pick up myself: Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.

Um. Well. So maybe I should rephrase the question?

To pick up notassuch: Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.

... Uh huh.

My self-esteem forbids me from reading anything into this.

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