gfdi I can't deal with this shittery

[odditycollector]

Just now saw a picture of the rebooted Amanda Waller -- here's a link, which leads to a comic book rendering of a thin, young, conventionally attractive woman in a cleavage shirt and glossy red lipstick. Also she appears to be smiling somewhat vacantly.

Which would be fine, if it was ANYBODY BUT AMANDA WALLER WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

FUCK THIS SHIT.

FUCK IT INTO DC COMICS’ FACE.

Comments

[katarik]

... When the *only* positive thing I can say about that portrayal is 'at least she's still Black and female'...

I didn't think I had any more rage in me for DC. I WAS WRONG.

[philippos42]

Way to miss the point of the character design completely.

[holli]

...nope, still haven't got any response besides "fuck this noise."

[willow]

There's a coffin, a bag of nails and a hammer. Every time you think DC (or Marvel for that matter) can't find a space to put another nail in - you end up WRONG.

[happydork]

W, T and a hefty dose of F.

[greenygal]

...I don't even know why I'm shocked. Just, Jesus, DC, way to fail at EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

I think there's three stages to the DCnU for fans like us...at least there was for me.

Phase One: Abject Rage. "What kind of shitcock downgrades Oracle back to Batgirl?"

Phase Two: Sarcastic Acceptance. "No, no. You know what, Batgirl's a great idea. Have fun with your vastly inferior character, at least you can't fuck up her reputation with hackers."

Phase Three: Bauble Distraction. "Oh, cool! K'Nex!"

You're in Phase One now.

[nancybrown.livejournal.com]

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

...............okay, that was the first time I've actually SEEN it. WHAT THE FUCK. D:

[astraldream (from livejournal.com)]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

*explodes*

[count-fenring.livejournal.com]

Wow. And I thought Oracle->Batgirl was maddening.

I mean, god DAMN.

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Well I'm awake now.

[tartary-lamb.livejournal.com]

I just... I don't even. What the fuck were they thinking?

My roommate had heard that they'd fucked Waller over, but we didn't know how. We were speculating on what it could be -- did they make her a scientist, like in the movie? Did they make her thin?

For a fleeting moment, we wondered if they'd made her white, then immediately wrote it off because what the hell that would be impossible. But there's a tiny, traitorous voice in the back of my mind who, given the way DC has been acting recently, wouldn't have been surprised.

Fuck them, fuck them all. >_