OMG lovelyzelda wrote me icon-pairing crackfic. In the spirit of things, I won't tell you *which* pairing, but instead I'll pass along the clue she gave me:
GCPD starts getting notes with cut-out letters that say, "What's allergic to wood unless it's mine?"
Now you all need to go love on her almost but not quite as much as I do, because that would be THEORETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.