Almost a *tradition* around here.

[odditycollector]

Disclaimer: I'm aware that my success level on these offers is significantly less than one hundred percent, but it's also significantly greater than *zero* percent. And fun, so therefore totally worth it.

Give me two characters, and I'll write you a ficlet with monkeys in! (Or robots.)
 

ETA: Poll is closed, thanks. If I've still got the energy after I'm done with these, I'll put up another one.