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Apollo shifted uncomfortably. "No," he said again. "My husband... he kept looking at me as we got into bed together, saying, 'I've gone through this event a million times in my head, and I know exactly what you're going to do.' Don't get me wrong, it was really hot the first few dozen times he said it. But we've been together *years* now, and I just couldn't take it anymore."