Okay (and yes, [livejournal.com profile] lovelyzelda, I'm looking at *you*) we've got hand-shaking preg and meaningful look preg.... isn't the world just about ready for impersonal booksigning machine preg?

No?
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So I'm killing time by looking through some of the upcoming movies, and I randomly click on one titled It's All About Love.

Just. Look. Here's the teaser:

Set in a near future besieged by flash ice ages, the disappearance of gravity in Uganda, and a fatal disease that freezes the hearts of those that experience devastating grief and loneliness, this is the story of two separated lovers, one of whom is a famous ice skater, who are reunited in New York so he can sign the divorce papers.

Let me repeat some of that, just in case there's anyone who didn't feel the need to read it over five times while their brain started working again.

1. Flash ice AGES. (But at least the ice skating would come in handy.)
2. That malady that strikes Tolkien's Elves.
3. The DISAPPEARANCE of GRAVITY in UGANDA.

I mean... I mean... gravity just doesn't work like that. It's... a physics thing. It's the way mass interacts in our universe. It can't just disappear.

... where would it go?

And dear god, why Uganda?

I am actually, physically in pain after reading that. I am really, really hoping that it's simply the case of a mad scientist with a tragic but ultimately ridiculous grudge against Uganda and a giant anti-gravity machine. Because I could work with that. But the idea of gravity malfunction following an environmental catastrophe (where the world is still in one piece) just makes my brain bleed out my ears.

I'm going to go away and have nightmares now. All you people writing for [livejournal.com profile] dead_earth? Don't take lessons from this movie. Please, think of the brains.

 


Movie People: So, we want to do a re-kindled flame sort of romance.
People with Money: Uh-huh. Original, that.
MP: Okay... and we can set it in the future. When the world's all wacky and environmentally unfriendly.
PM: Hmm. What kind of natural disasters are we talking about?
MP: Um. Giant meteors?
PM: No, that one's been done already.
MP: Earthquakes?
PM: Done.
MP: Volcanoes?
PM: Done.
MP: Uh, um, collapse of the Earth's electromagnetic field?
PM: Sorry, try again.
MP: No, wait, got it now. How about: Poison air.
PM: Are you kidding? We get that every day on the news.
MP: Oh. Well. So probably not acid rain then, either. How about... flash freezing?
PM: Well, we haven't seen The Day After Tomorrow yet, so we'll give you that one. But you'll need more than one.
MP: Of course we do. Fine. Godzilla? Zombies? Mutant Jello?
PM: Again with the things we've already seen.
MP: ... The revenge of the telepathic Killer Whales? With machine guns and space ships?
PM: No, no. That makes too much sense. Come on, we need something the audience will never be expecting!
MP: Right. Just give us a minute while we smoke all the crack out of an entire year of silver age DC comics.
PM: That's the spirit! We're going to have a blockbuster come Thanksgiving. Hah hah ahah heheheheheee!




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odditycollector: Supergirl hovering in black silhouette except for the red crest. Cape fluttering. Background is a roiling, raining sky. (Vetinari)
( Sep. 9th, 2004 04:28 pm)
Hmm. Maybe it's just me, but I don't find - While the panel led by Schlesinger blamed top Pentagon civilian and military leaders for contributing to a climate that led to the sadistic treatment of detainees, Schlesinger said U.S. forces in Iraq had behaved far better overall than in previous wars, including World War II, Korea and Vietnam. - quite so reassuring. Especially in an article about "ghost prisoners." The whole concept scares me.

The whole world scares me, lately.

But this is funny.

But Enough Politics. You know what else is scary? Supervillians trying to nuke the city you live in. Well, not scary so much as WTF, but there you go. Comics are *strange.* (What? It doesn't count as spoilers unless I say where I read it...)

Also, is anyone else reading Ex Machina? Judging by how overstocked the store was, I'd guess no. But I grabbed the first three issues, and it was really interesting. They dumped a superhero into pretty much our world, and had the world react to him as it so very much would. Well, close enough, anyway. And then they wrote recent history around him being there, and man. That last page was powerful.

I don't want to give spoilers unless I'm actually going to do a decent job of thinking of clever meta, so I've probably said too much. *Is* anyone else reading it?

Anyway. I should go and write something else. I've still got maybe a dozen and a half fics I owe various places. Le sigh.
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odditycollector: Supergirl hovering in black silhouette except for the red crest. Cape fluttering. Background is a roiling, raining sky. (School)
( Apr. 15th, 2004 01:36 pm)
BAGHDAD, Iraq - A French television journalist, freed after four days in captivity in Iraq, said he was repeatedly interrogated by captors who accused him of being an Israeli spy and made him prove his nationality by drawing a map of France.

I think I once had a nightmare like that, only I wasn't wearing any pants.

I had a scary high school geography teacher. It's unnerving to realize that now, when she shouts: "Quick! What's the capitol of Nova Scotia? This stuff could save your life one day!" at kids, she'll have an actual example to back it up.
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odditycollector: Supergirl hovering in black silhouette except for the red crest. Cape fluttering. Background is a roiling, raining sky. (Angel)
( Mar. 2nd, 2004 10:01 pm)
I find it impossible to take seriously any news article that contains the phrase: the governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

It's the sort of thing futuristic fiction writers would put in their novels as a sign of the absurdity of their created world. I mean, really. My mind can't handle him as a politician - I half-expect him to reach behind his back and pull out gigantic laser guns in the middle of a boring conference, and then there'd be third rate special effects and the mexican representative would be killed by sniper fire. So Schwarzenegger would stand up, and yell, (and somehow not get shot) and then, like, go shoot some aliens or something.

And, ya'know? What would aliens think, if they were learning about us from our TV, and could only see the pictures? I think they would run far, far away. (Come to Canada, guys! We'd be all respectful of your alien-y-ness and give you free Mountie Hats!)

Um. Yes. I can't decide whether the articles I've read always have the whole thing - the governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger - because the newspeople find it as funny as I do, or if they honestly think people are going to forget; and be all, "Pfft. What do we care what an actor thinks about healthcare. Haven't even seen any of his movies on TV lately."

I'm just saying.
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