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Women are not passionate enough about sex and concentrate too much on feelings to be able to write raunchy stories, the new owner of Britain's Erotic Review said on Monday.
Be offended later. Laughing too much right now.
(Also. *How* much do I not believe Kate Copstick is her real name? THIS much.)
Be offended later. Laughing too much right now.
(Also. *How* much do I not believe Kate Copstick is her real name? THIS much.)
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This reminds me of the story I tell all the time, of my co-worker who informed me that men are aroused by the thought of two women having sex, but women aren't aroused by the thought of two men having sex.
So, after I picked myself up the floor from laughing...
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Roommate 1: *loudly lectures Roommate 2 on how women only like straight porn or, if they are into women also, lesbian porn because of identification* with the, uh, characters involved.*
Me: *yells over about how I watch lots of gay porn. And know other women who do also.*
Roommate 1: Well, uh. Most women...
Me: I would like to see what study you are drawing from. Where did you get your statistics, Roommate 1?
Roommate 2's girlfriend: This is a weird conversation!
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"I think women, too many of them, whether it's nature or nurture or politics, they're not straightforward about sex," Kate Copstick told Reuters.
HELLO. THAT'S THE BEST PART ABOUT IT.
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So...who wants to open her eyes to the glorious world of Nifty?
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(I hear many of the writers on Nifty are actually women. Presumably the women who think whipping out a measuring tape during sex is hot.)
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I cannah find it, Carmen! ...Maybe they just do not trust *you*?
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*boggles*
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And she's a woman, so she should know.
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..."The Bionic Woman: After Dark"
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Wow.
Okay, I need to not laugh like this in the middle of the library.
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Right.
Maybe she should quit her job, then.
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I guess she's not worried about selling her magazine to women. After all, women only want to read about feelings.
(I read a romance novel recently in which the hero was a feline alien whose race was apparently basically built to give incredibly sexual pleasure to human women. The women were kind of a footnote; it actually bugged the shit out of me. But he had, I kid you not, instant-orgasm-semen. He could SPIKE PUNCH with it and have women rolling on the floor. There were many loving descriptions of his alien cock, and use of the word "snard" instead of semen. YEP ALL ABOUT THE FEELINGS. Yeah, there were some of those, mixed in with the wall-to-wall smut and taming of giant killer birds.)
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IT'S A SERIES:
http://www.amazon.com/Cheryl-Brooks/e/B001JS6XN0/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1
The one I mostly read was Warrior.
It was definitely a unique read. Did I mention the hero spent several years as a sex slave to unappreciative harem women, prior to developing impotence? They threw him out. He is filled with angst for much of the book. I supposed all the build-up to the sexin' makes it "girly" or something, but it's darned graphic even for a romance novel.
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I'm sort of tempted to read the one with the lizard queen.
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