Observations

[odditycollector]

Karen: watched some Due South. Every time [Fraser and a given Ray] walk *near* a bank, it gets robbed. I'm not sure that's statistically credible.
Caia: Perhaps it's not a matter of statistics. Perhaps they just have bank robbers following them around.
Karen: Also whenever they try to go somewhere, the vehicle gets hijacked.
Karen: Planes, trains, boats. Family car.
Caia: Bank robbers and hijackers!
Caia: Criminals REALLY LIKE THEM.
Karen: They like locking them in boxes! Bank vaults and freezers and warehouses.
Caia: KINKY criminals.
Karen: Also I am not convinced they are *actually* partners... it just seems like they go out for breakfast and then they walk by a bank getting robbed and end up locked in the vault.
Karen: Or someone gets kidnapped across the street.
Caia: ..........they are being stalked by psychotic slash fangirls!

Mystery brought to a satisfactory conclusion, conversation then turns to the matter of robot porn.

Comments

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

If I were a psychotic slash fangirl in that man's universe, I might be thoroughly tempted to move to Chicago for this purpose.

But I'd rather be in the next universe over with opening night tickets to *that* production of Hamlet in New Burbage, if we're calling dibs on impossibilities.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Well, that man certainly does his share of getting stalked by psychotic non-slash fans. Maybe the slash fans are just more, ah, subtle?

*Thinks about which universe she'd like to move to* Somewhere I will probably not end up being killed, would be favourite, and wow that cuts out a lot of fandoms. One of the more boring eras of Star Trek, perhaps?