The Top Five Bat-Gadgets that rarely get used

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5. In Batman: Year One, we see that Bruce developed a whistle that will call a swarm of bats to surround him, confusing and/or utterly freaking the shit out of any pursuing cops. But a giant swarm of flying rodents obscuring his vision and movements proved to be not as useful as he had hoped, and, besides, a couple of the bats got hit by stray bullets and Bruce still hasn't forgiven himself.

4. No one spoke of the Bat-Strobe-Suit again. Even Especially if it was fun at parties.

3. For a few months after becoming Robin, Dick Grayson refused to eat anything that wasn't bat-shaped. This phase has long since passed into the realm of embarrassing anecdotes, but, on the morning after Dick left for college, Alfred dug out the Bat-Waffle-Maker one last time.

2. There is a switch in the Batmobile that will convert it outwardly into a common Ford-made sedan. However, while useful for camouflage purposes, this would require making it look less cool.

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Top 5 reasons not to marry a career woman

(Coincidentally, this story was getting a lot of inches in the newspapers a couple days ago. If the awful Forbes article wasn't so obviously dissociated from reality, I would be suspicious.)

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5. If she does a lot of driving to work, she's more likely to be in a car accident, and funeral arrangements are more complicated than you probably want to deal with.

4. She's more likely to be college educated, which means that she's more likely to be sexually adventurous. And that means you'll have to keep up.

3. And then if she's unsatisfied with your performance, she'll have enough money to buy her own vibrator, thus robbing you of an excuse to go to the sex store.

2. When she comes home to find you've covered the floor with melted cheese, she'll know more inventive names to call you due to having had opportunity to practice them on the computers at work.

1. She's your mom.