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[odditycollector]

Alas, my friends, I am spent entire of both tricks and treats on this most hallowed eve, but let this day not pass without an offering. For the bonds holding our universe divorced from the total of creation are weakest now, they say, and they have no cause to misinform.

Thus: ask me a question, and I will reveal to you an answer from THE GREAT BEYOND*.

 
*hey, I don't mock the nickname you've picked for hitting random play.

Comments

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

how shall I find True Love?

yours,

Loveless in Limbo

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

Will the thing I fear most come to pass?

Sincerely,
I Don't Want to Use the Anti-Anxiety Meds Unless I Need Them

[nextian.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

How did I do on my midterms?

Sincerely,
Weeping Into Her Caffeine

[athene-51.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

I chose a costume that is either a classic or a cop-out: Hermione, complete with wand and time-turner. Will it be well-received at the Halloween party I venture forth to attend, or will I be cruelly mocked?!?!?!

Sincerely,
Nervous Nerd

I'll be "that guy"

[count-fenring.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

-Signed "That guy who probably tells knock knock jokes on open mike night. Seriously. Weenis."