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[odditycollector]

Alas, my friends, I am spent entire of both tricks and treats on this most hallowed eve, but let this day not pass without an offering. For the bonds holding our universe divorced from the total of creation are weakest now, they say, and they have no cause to misinform.

Thus: ask me a question, and I will reveal to you an answer from THE GREAT BEYOND*.

 
*hey, I don't mock the nickname you've picked for hitting random play.

Comments

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

how shall I find True Love?

yours,

Loveless in Limbo

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Crowning of a heart, textures and shades
A bitter London night on the motorway
You looked so divine, back in the seat
Wicked desires ablaze in me

And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Crowning Of A Heart

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

OMG! An occult ritual on the M25! Of course!

(I knew staying in Limbo would make it difficult to have fun on the weekends!)

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

The band name is especially fitting, I thought!

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

Will the thing I fear most come to pass?

Sincerely,
I Don't Want to Use the Anti-Anxiety Meds Unless I Need Them

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

They thought that Zod happily did their bidding. They were fools. The smile on his face was perfect. Neatly barbered dark hair and a trim beard and mustache gave him a distinguished appearance.

Last Days of Krypton audiobook

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

*interprets*
No. Zod never wins.

[nextian.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

How did I do on my midterms?

Sincerely,
Weeping Into Her Caffeine

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

They took the credit for your second symphony.
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
and now I understand the problems you can see.

Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star

[athene-51.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

I chose a costume that is either a classic or a cop-out: Hermione, complete with wand and time-turner. Will it be well-received at the Halloween party I venture forth to attend, or will I be cruelly mocked?!?!?!

Sincerely,
Nervous Nerd

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

I don't care for tights, she says
and does not tell me why
She hikes her skirt above her knee
revealing one brown thigh

I see, I say, and wonder at
her slender little fingers
How cleverly they pull upon
the threads of recent slumbers

Suzanne Vega - Stockings

I'll be "that guy"

[count-fenring.livejournal.com]

Dear THE GREAT BEYOND,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

-Signed "That guy who probably tells knock knock jokes on open mike night. Seriously. Weenis."

Re: I'll be "that guy"

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Find the line, find the shape
Through the grain
Find the outline, things will
Tell you their name

Suzanne Vega - Night Vision