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[odditycollector]

sigh.

I want to post something, but my computer (keyboard) is refusing to communicate with my phone (internet). And it's too late to run off to a wireless zone, especially for a mere 400 words, so I guess I'll just have to sit here and be very annoyed.

grr.

In other news, everybody remember that porn I was threatening to write? Well, my first pairing ended up being... Crowley/Car.

*facepalm*

I'm so going to hell.

_{In my defence, it wasn't *really* porn. I just thought it needed some more words and... got carried away.}

*facepalms some more*

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[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Crowley/Car

Ahahahaha! Theirloveissointernallycombustible.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

It wasn't even Crowley/Bentley! It was adultery car porn.

I think it was all the flamin' big penis jokes that did me in.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

It was adultery car porn.


Oh, what's an innocent little demon to do, led astray by some hussy of a strange car?

Is the Bentley crying itself to sleep in Mayfair?

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it doesn't know; Crowley told it he had to go to America on *business.*

What will happen when Crowley comes home smelling of a strange octane I don't know, poor thing.

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. I think my brain just shattered.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

*your* brain?

I. wow. That's quite an accomplishment. ;)

(It wasn't *really* porn though. I just wanted to sound dirty.)

[vagabondsal.livejournal.com]

Well, my first pairing ended up being... Crowley/Car.

...

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

*shifts uneasily*

Yes, well. I was writing one of those five thing memes, and one of the things was a drabble. So I, um, decided to *cough* fluff it up a bit... and that never ends well.

[m-butterfly.livejournal.com]

In my defence, it wasn't *really* porn. I just thought it needed some more words and... got carried away.

Yeah, sure. That's what they all say.

**patpats** But seriously, I was going to comment on the other entry that starting with odd smut might be easier, since no one can definitively tell you that's not how an android and a demon would get it on. Or a demon and a car, as the case may be. I'm just gonna go over here and wash my brain out now.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

I'm just gonna go over here and wash my brain out now.
*bows* I try.

[lovelyzelda.livejournal.com]

Which car, where?

Best OTP icon ever, btw.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Best OTP icon ever, btw.
Isn't it? It so is.

Which car, where?
Well, I'm not sure I want to say, 'cause then no one will click on it when I post it. Which I will, (although I except it'll be back in drabble form) as soon as I get Aziraphale to agree to wander around in my crossover. He's being sensible stubborn.