Screw the auto-generator - I make my *own* LJ-Drama

[odditycollector]

 
Dear Self,

Please make sure to schedule any future internet-related
freakouts for days when you're planning to be genially
tolerant of humanity, and not already skirting the edges
of a quasi-genocidal rage.

Thank you,
Me

 
So, as it turns out, chains_of_irony is a rather reasonable and polite person after all, and the icon thing was a misunderstanding. Which is, you know, the best possible turn of events, although it does leave me looking a little bit like an idiot.

*pauses a moment while everyone considers whether or not this is an accurate reflection of her character, then picks up on a tangent*

By far, the strangest thing that came from all this nonsense is Good Omens smut.

*imagines the odd looks people are giving their computer screens and hastens to explain*

Because I don't tend to write anything substantial, my ficlet output is largely dependant on my mood. When I'm feeling goofy, I write little random sequels to things other people said. When I'm really really tired, the world gets Safe Sex Lessons The Captain Planet Way, or Aziraphale Says, Save A Horse - Ride A Giant, Flying Dick! (This is because my internal censor does actually have *some* shame, but often goes to sleep before I do.)

So, a couple evenings ago, after turning off the internet because it really wasn't working as a distraction technique, I ended up with Brian/Wensleydale, theme of that Wensleydale is a total fucking nutcase, isn't he. Which... okay, my Wensleydale *is* a total fucking nutcase at that point in his life, but I don't usually put the emphasis on the fucking.

Of course, I don't have nearly enough experience writing porn to have just scribbled out a sex scene that works on the numerous levels it's supposed to - if you're going to fail at something, fail spectacularly, yes? - so I'm going to have to rewrite the whole thing. And because minkhollow had requested Brian/Wensleydale, that somehow meant I had to write the other drabble she requested instead.

*points out her logic exam marks and dares anyone to argue with her reasoning*

So, the second weirdest thing to come of the aforementioned nonsense was the Neverwhere/HHG nonsense, and the third might end up being a long post on why I don't like anything but gen, except when I do.

I'm good with nonsense.

*nods, cementing the point in the minds of all reading*

Comments

[lovelyzelda.livejournal.com]

Although the mention of Good Omens smut naturally made me take notice, I'm also very curious about Captain Planet style safe sex.

But the GO smut is where?

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

The GO smut is safely away in my notebook, where no one else can get at it right now. Trust me, it's better that way.

And you missed the Captain Planet thing? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/notassuch/6743.html) Man, you were lucky.