Aliens have broken into my appartment and abducted everything starting with the letter S.
So I am left without shoes or socks or shirts, and although alcohol might make the situation more bearable, the prospect of running out to replace my Smirnoff is depressing.
This is why you need a slave, but if you had one, they would have been taken too. So I guess you could always offer someone money to buy you your replacement.
But.. clothing might be a better option to buy. Unless you plan on setting up your own website, then you could just go on cam all the time and get people to buy you stuff off your amazon.com wishlist.
Two aliens, one red and one blue were playing tag around a yellow star. The blue alien was winning, and the red one, angry, grabbed a small space rock and threw it hard at the blue one, puncturing the balloon-like creature. The blue alien went POP, and the red one went, "Oh, FUCK," and ran away.
The gravity of the rock was enough to capture a small smount of the murdered alien's gaseous innards, and eventually it settled into orbit.
Poor zombies. *pets them* I hope they're having a nice day by the beach, sipping cocktails and telling anecdotes about the good old days when undeads were real undeads.
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So I am left without shoes or socks or shirts, and although alcohol might make the situation more bearable, the prospect of running out to replace my Smirnoff is depressing.
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But.. clothing might be a better option to buy. Unless you plan on setting up your own website, then you could just go on cam all the time and get people to buy you stuff off your amazon.com wishlist.
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The gravity of the rock was enough to capture a small smount of the murdered alien's gaseous innards, and eventually it settled into orbit.
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Apparently they've discovered that world taking goes easier when the native populations don't find their *fashion sense* worthy of revolt.
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I think all the aliens scared them away.
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