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Scientists in Canada have discovered the exact spots hockey goalies need to watch to successfully block shots.

I wonder if, in exchange for the grant, the researchers promised we'd *finally* win the Stanley Cup.

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I almost didn't actually click on the headline, because I didn't want to ruin it with *context*.

Rare Meteorite Found in Kansas Field.

In the next week or so, I fully expect to hear that the rock was stolen by a mad scientist in a giant robot suit.

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If I was writing the headlines today:

Lost... in the Amazon Jungle.

[ ETA: Space ferry gets frequent with Virgin Galactic

Without clicking, I really have no idea what this article is about. But the headline sounds like something you'd find plastered across a tabloid in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. ]