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[odditycollector]

I hear it is Valentine's Day! So, in honour of the occasion (and also because I may be stuck at a computer all day) a meme.

Give me a pairing (or a 3+some) and I will give you a brief summary of their totally overwrought love story! It will be like a Harlequin romance, except I have very little idea of how Harlequin romances actually work, so probably it won't be like that at all.

(And I actually made some attempt at putting together an offered fandoms list this time, but it's making me want to leave off the whole endeavour, so. The deal is that if I'm not familiar with the characters you give me, I'll ask for new ones.)

Comments

[petra]

Chris Skelton and/or Shaz Granger and/or Ray Carling, please.

[caiusmajor]

Amanda Waller and Vril Dox II, of course!

Excellent!

[wordsatourbacks]

Gus and Shawn! :D

[foolsguinea]

David St. Hubbins, Jeanine Pettibone, & a stuffed pita.

[red_eft]

White Collar, El/Peter/Neal?

[thefourthvine]

Tim/Lex!

[ani_bester]

Bucky/Natasha/Troo (and Ann if you want, she's Toro's wife, her personality in canon is "generic Marvel woman" so go with anything you like, but in modern times she'd be about 75-80)

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Hastur Ligur :D :D :D

[vgo.livejournal.com]

Assange, Hillary C. and cat Socks

[count-fenring.livejournal.com]

Moss and Jen from the IT Crowd!