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The characters starring in the answers to your silly questions:

1. Kara Zor-El
2. The Old Spice Man
3. Agatha Heterodyne
4. Burton Guster
5. The Doctor
6. Rose Lalonde
7. Cristina Yang
8. Veronica Palmer
9. a spankbot
10. Amanda Waller
11. Karkat Vantas
12. John Egbert
13. Brainiac 5
14. Cassandra Cain
15. Aziraphale

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hannahrorlove) ( Where would Agatha Heterodyne, Cristina Yang, and Cassandra Cain be found in the next James Bond movie? Girl of the hour, sexy geek behind the scenes, getaway driver, something else? )

( Kara Zor-El and Veronica Palmer are the top candidates for the same position. What is it, and which one gets the job? )

( The Old Spice Man suffers a mid-life crisis - what vehicle do they buy to cope? )

( Who would get out of a hedge maze first: Burton Guster, John Egbert, or Brainiac 5? )

( Veronica Palmer and Rose Lalonde are a team on the latest season of The Amazing Race. How long do they last before they're eliminated, or do they manage to win? )

( The Doctor, Amanda Waller, Karkat Vantas and Aziraphale are classmates in a Wacky High School AU and have to work together to create a group presentation on the marine biology of the Caribbean for science class. (Etc.) )

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wrabbit) ( What does Veronica Palmer do to relax? )

( Gus and The Doctor are accidentally telepathically bonded. How's that working out for them? )

( Agatha Heterodyne and Karkat Vantas are trapped in a snowed-in cabin for the winter. A very long winter. Otherwise its quite comfortable. Is this romance, comedy, tragedy or horror? )

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red_eft) ( John Egbert and a spankbot adopt a pet together! What kind do they get? What do they name it? Do they teach it any tricks? )

petra ( Rose Lalonde suffers a head injury and wakes up in close proximity to Burton Guster. What do they think of it, and how does Veronica Palmer react when ze finds out? )

( Agatha Heterodyne and Cassandra Cain celebrate a holiday together. What holiday, and what do they do for it? )

( Amanda, Cristina Yang, John Egbert, a spankbot, and Karkat form a team to run confidence schemes. Who is the Inside (Wo)Man, the Roper, the Fixer? Who do they swindle? )

( Brainiac 5 and Kara Zor-El start a business together. How do they earn their living? )

( The Doctor and Aziraphale are buddy cops. Which one is the By the Book one, and which one is the Maverick? How long do they work together? )

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red_eft) ( If Aziraphale, Agatha Heterdyne and the Doctor got lost in the wilderness, how well would they manage? )

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jarodrussell) ( How would Burton Guster kill Superman? )

( Does Agatha Heterodyne have my $5? )

( What's up with Aziraphale, did they ever go on that picnic with the Doctor? )

( Would Cristina Yang prefer an iPod or Anthrax? )

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tiggerwrites) ( The Doctor Hates Agatha Heterodyne how did this happen. )

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count_fenring) ( Agatha Heterodyne, Rose Lalonde, and Karkat Vantas form a conspiracy to take over the throne of England. Which pair are involved in a disastrous love affair that results in their capture, nude, in the bottom of the Parliament building, and how does the third rescue them? )

THE END

Things learned: 1) The meme has some very definite opinions about BUDDY COP partnerships. 2) Putting the Homestuck kids in the meme will BREAK IT re: universe alignment. Some of those answers are ridiculously long.

PS, a couple people left me silly questions after I went to sleep. I'll get to them later.

ETA: Which I did, part two is here!

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Last call for silly questions!

...Not that the answers aren't already ridiculously long. You're probably going to laugh at me when you see. But as the whole point is to make me people laugh, I suppose that would be a win anyway.

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Okay, okay guys. Yuletide panic is over for the moment, and I am still pissed about the comics, and it is too cloudy to see the eclipse. So.

SILLY MEME TIME.

1) Make a list of fifteen characters, and keep them to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask everyone to make up questions in the comments.

For example: "One forces Two and Seven to get married. Is it a happy marriage?"
"Five, Six and Twelve form a band! What do they call themselves? Are they any good?"
"Why *are* all the other numbers afraid of Seven?"

(Example answers from last time.)

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Ganked from

happydork, as I've finished my last background meme:

Pick a number between 1 and 3731 (...I probably should clean that up), and I will write you a ficlet based on the song that corresponds to it in my iTunes collection. Ficlets may be very short.

Feel free to request fandom/pairings or not, as the whim takes you. First four requests will definitely get something, anyone else might or might not. (Though your odds go up depending on how relevant your prompt is to my interests.)

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Answers to YOUR questions.

Characters:
1. Cristina Yang
2. SARAH
3. Sarah Jane Smith
4. Veronica Palmer
5. The Doctor
6. Alan Scott
7. Agatha Heterodyne
8. a spankbot
9. Vril Dox II
10. Amanda Waller
11. Kara Zor-El
12. Burton Guster
13. Cassandra Cain
14. Brainiac 5
15. The Old Spice Man

for

petra: ( Cristina Yang is critically injured and ends up mad, in a coma, or back in time. What era are they in, and what's the trigger that gets them home? )

( SARAH and Veronica Palmer are in a TARDIS. Where do they go and what happens next? )

( Sarah Jane Smith, Agatha Heterodyne, Vril Dox II, Amanda Waller, and Burton Guster form a superhero team. What are their powers and roles? What's their team called? )

( The Doctor and Alan Scott are secretly related, but they don't know it. How do they react when they find out? )

( A spankbot, Cassandra Cain, and The Old Spice Man take a road trip. Where do they go? Who drives? )

( Kara Zor-El and Brainiac 5 wake up from an amnesia-inducing bonk on the head together. What do they deduce about their situation? )

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caiusmajor: ( Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor, a spankbot, and The Old Spice Man are all looking for The Wall. Why, who finds them first, where is Amanda Waller found, and what happens when they get there? )

( Vril Dox II is in a relationship with Brainiac 5. What relationship is it, and how does it change when Brainiac 5 tries to kill SARAH for the sake of Agatha Heterodyne? )

( Kara Zor-El, Cassandra Cain, Cristina Yang, and Veronica Palmer are on a Top Secret Task Force. What are they there to do, and why did Alan Scott put them there? )

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hannahrorlove: ( After a bad day, SARAH walks into a bar. What do they ask the bartender to serve to them? )

( Under what circumstances would the Old Spice Man retire from their chosen profession? )

( Of everyone else on the list, which would be the most appropriate working partner for a spankbot? )

( Romantic partner for Kara Zor-El? )

( Mortal enemy of Amanda Waller? )

( Would the Doctor pick Cristina Yang, Sarah Jane Smith, or Veronica Palmer as a companion? Why and why not? )

( How does Alan Scott take their coffee? )

( Who would win in a fight, Burton Guster or Vril Dox II? )

( Does Cassandra Cain believe in God? )

( Brainiac 5 and Agatha Heterodyne are hanging out one day when they are confronted by a mugger. How do they react? )

The end! Things learned: 1) Everything is better with the Old Spice Man involved. 2) I think this is the gen-est version of this meme ever accomplished.

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I know I still owe people stuff, but what I want to do right now is play the question game! (Here's an example from last time.)

1) Make a list of fifteen characters, and keep them to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask everyone to make up questions in the comments.

For example: "One forces Two and Seven to get married. Is it a happy marriage?"
"Five, Six and Twelve form a band! What do they call themselves? Are they any good?"
"Why *are* all the other numbers afraid of Seven?"

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I could reeaaaallllyyyyy use something to split my focus right now, so! Gakked from

zvi last:

Never Will I Ever Meme: Name a fic you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of that fic.

I reserve the right to refuse prompts in the trivial case (I bet you wouldn't write a Japanese Stargate: Universe fic using the kanji character set!) or in the case I just... really don't want to. I'll ask you for another prompt.

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Plotting is making my brain hurt. I have forgotten HOW. *And* it is increasingly looking like there's no room for tentacle porn in this story, which is just bewildering. Isn't there *always* room for tentacle porn? Maybe I should have gone with your plot after all,

brownbetty!

As distraction, I'm stealing a meme almost intact from

katarik and

petra. I'm not sure I have enough 'ships to make it a very long distraction but, eh, I suppose that's a feature.

Comment with a pairing that I ship and I'll tell you:

1. When I started shipping them
2. What I think their challenge is
3. What makes me happy about them
4. What makes me sad about them
5. What moment I wish had never happened
6. Who I'd be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other
7. My happily ever after for them if I have one, or where I think they'll end up
8. A fanfic cliche that would work or really, really not work for them.

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I was lazy and (mostly) reused an old character list this time.

Characters:
1 Burton Guster
2 10th Doctor
3 Amanda Waller
4 The Middleman
5 Sarah Connor
6 Kara Zor-El
7 Sarah Jane Smith
8 Alan Scott
9 Veronica Palmer
10 Lyle Norg
11 Starbuck
12 SARAH
13 a spankbot
14 Jack Harkness
15 Cassandra Cain

Questions:

happydork: ( Amanda Waller, The Middleman, and Sarah Connor have a threesome. Which of the others watches? )

thefourthvine: ( Alan Scott, Veronica Palmer, and Lyle Norg are left in charge of a small child. Who copes efficiently? Who wants to chuck the baby out of a window? )

thefourthvine: ( Gus and Starbuck bodyswap across universes - Gus into Starbuck's body and world, Starbuck into Gus'. How do they cope? Do they get back? If so, how? )

thefourthvine: ( Amanda Waller and Cassandra Cain get stuck in the past. What era? How do they function? Do they end up living happily ever before? )

thefourthvine: ( Oh! And! Sarah Jane Smith writes a book - what is it? Is it published? Does it become a bestseller? Would you read it? )

caiusmajor: ( If Amanda Waller and Sarah Jane Smith are playing tennis against Alan Scott and Cassandra Cain, and then a spankbot, Veronica, and the Doctor attack, who wins? )

caiusmajor: ( How would Gus prevent Cass from robbing Sarah Connor's bank? )

caiusmajor: ( Lyle Norg is having a dinner party. How does Lyle arrange him/her self, along with the Middleman, Starbuck, Kara, SARAH, and Veronica Palmer, at the table? What do they eat, what do they talk about, and do they know which fork to use? )

foolsguinea: ( Amanda Waller tells Kara to drop dead. How do the Tenth Doctor & Starbuck feel? )

count_fenring: ( The Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith, and Veronica Palmer have a polygamous marriage contract, but Amanda Waller covets both Sarah Jane Smith and Veronica - Amanda hires Jack Harkness to take The Tenth Doctor out of the picture, by any means necessary. What are these means? )

katarik: ( The Middleman, Veronica Palmer, and a spankbot. run away to join the circus. How does that go for them? )

katarik: ( Meanwhile, back at the ranch, SARAH, Cass and Starbuck wake up unable to speak in anything but cliches. Who says what? Who loses their tempers at being so constrained first? )

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I need some wackiness in my weekend! So I am resurrecting a wackiness meme!

1) Make a list of fifteen characters, and keep them to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask everyone to make up questions in the comments.

For example: "One forces Two and Seven to get married. Is it a happy marriage?"
"Five, Six and Twelve form a band! What do they call themselves? Are they any good?"
"Why *are* all the other numbers afraid of Seven?"

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brown_betty asks:
( If the Middleman, Supergirl, Dr Erica Hahn and Cassandra Cain are part of a cult, what parts do they play? )

( When Brainiac 5, Captain Jack Harkness and the tenth Doctor mess up the timeline, what have they done? How do the Doctor and Supergirl fix it? )

the_wanlorn asks:
( Alan Scott, Supergirl and SARAH. There are Zombies. Discus. )

( Burton Guster and The Middleman get turned into zombies. How do Starbuck and the tenth Doctor kill them? )

( Amanda Waller, Cass and Lyle Norg get an apartment together. Discuss the hijinks. )

( Captain Jack picks up Sarah Jane Smith. Where & how does s/he do so? )

( Sarah Connor, Dr. Erica Hahn and Brainiac 5 encounter zombie dinosaurs in the park. What kind of dinosaurs are they and who wants to take one home for a pet? )

shadowvalkyrie asks:
( Sarah Jane Smith is dangling one-handed over a cliff overhang, will Amanda Waller save them? )

( Now Supergirl and Lyle Norg are dangling (my, either those people are stupid or the national park should invest in some railings). Which one would Captain Jack Harkness save? )

( SARAH and Cassandra Cain are a couple. Would they pick up Starbuck or Burton Guster for a threesome? )

( Between the roommates the tenth Doctor, the Middleman, Alan Scott and Brainiac 5: who does which chores and how successfully? Who sits on their ass and orders people about? )

caia_comica asks:
( Starbuck makes Amanda Waller and SARAH fight Alan Scott and Burton Guster for the virtue of Supergirl. Who wins, and what does the Middleman make of it all? )

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Stolen most recently from

penknife, I believe, but it goes around every so often and is always great fun!

1) Make a list of fifteen characters, and keep them to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask everyone to make up questions in the comments.

For example: "One forces Two and Seven to get married. Is it a happy marriage?"
"Five, Six and Twelve form a band! What do they call themselves? Are they any good?"
"Why *are* all the other numbers afraid of Seven?"

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Stolen most recently from

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Pick any two characters from two media I know well enough to describe and I will tell you what one likes and dislikes about the other (or would, if they met).

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Pick any two characters from two media I know well enough to describe and I will tell you what one likes and dislikes about the other (or would, if they met).

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While poking around my harddrive, I found some orphaned answers from, I assume, one of the character question memes going around back when.

They were also unencumbered by notes on who gave me the questions. But, uh, Thanks! It looks like I had fun!

( Alan Scott, Amanda Waller, and Cissie King-Jones are sharing an apartment, but one of them has to pretend he or she is gay to do it, because of Barbara Gordon, their nosy downstairs neighbor... )

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jmatonak asked, ( Can every even integer greater than two be written as the sum of exactly two prome numbers? )

daegaer asked for ( Aziraphale, Antiques Road Show. )

glossing asked for ( Bart Allen, oral fixations. )

poisonivory asked for ( Kara, family, SHAMELESSLY shmoopy. )

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Taken from

bravecows:

Give me two characters from two different fandoms with which I am familiar, and I will invent a relationship for them.

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I'm not sure how many people are going to be around tomorrow, so I'm doing this now.

Trick or treat!

Comment - anonymously, or with a sock journal, or even as yourself - and get a treat! Don't forget to let me know what you're disguised as; candy is reserved for people who've surrendered themselves to the spirit of things. (And besides, there's the off chance it'll have an effect on what you get!)

Anyone caught TPing the premises will be punished accordingly.

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The Existential Crisis Your Existential Crisis Could Smell Like

wrapping up old buisiness

This is my favourite silly meme.

Songfic

Where are you? You're on a beach, with the friends your friends could be like.

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answers!

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Answers!

MEME

MEME

Stolen, as with all good things, from petronelle

Stolen, as with all good things, from petronelle

I was never that great at Jeopardy

I was never that great at Jeopardy

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